- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Can I touch it?

I have no ideas.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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