Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Anti Joke

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