A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Reed is poopin

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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69

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Ken wins!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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