man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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I'm a like whore

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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involved parents.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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