Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

whats brown and smells like shit shit

women's rights

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

It burns when I pee sometimes.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

who is mark

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Flab

alston wang

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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