Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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