"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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NASCAR

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Gays

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Laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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