Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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