- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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