What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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