Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Are you a human?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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