A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What's 9+10=? 19

Not Steve Jobs

whats really hot the sun

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What is cold? Winter

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

connor sucks

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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