How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

i'm not gay

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A Jew walks into a Furness

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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