what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's football

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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potatoes

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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