Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Anti Joke

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