Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Farts smell bad!

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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