One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What's clear and wet? water

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Penis!

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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