Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Once upon a time.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Good boy

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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