- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

The Pope

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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