wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Womens Rights.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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