The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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A child with cancer grows up.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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