- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

I grammer is gooder then yours.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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