- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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