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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Yo daddy!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

The BCS

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

Knock knock What

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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