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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Please spell dyslexia.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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