- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

PENlS.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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