A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

marshal sterio had sex

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did the fish say? Moo

Japan called... They need help.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Type 2 diabetics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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