100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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