How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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hi michael

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Six million.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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#scabbers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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