How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Where's my tractor?

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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I lost my tractor.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Matt is not funny.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Women.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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