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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Cancer.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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this is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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