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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Roses are red Violets are penis

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A snake walks into a bar

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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