Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Halo < COD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Like if you like big tits.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Women's Sports

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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