- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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