- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Women's rights.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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