how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Woman's rights.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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