Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anagram.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Facebook...

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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The BCS

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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whats really hot the sun

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Ouch.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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