What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Anti Joke

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