why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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