Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A woman comes at the doctor.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

hit the thumbs down button

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Anti Joke

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