Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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AVB

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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