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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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