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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How many cows say moo? All of them

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

your a towel.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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