There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

where are you?

Penis

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Smart Blondes

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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