- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

who smells? •Liam

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

asian, do math

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

a ginger has a soul

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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