- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Penis.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

The Holocaust

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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