- Anti Joke

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Looks through the peephole.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

No it isn't.

Hi my name is Jim