What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Video Games

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's up? The sky.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Women's rights

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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