Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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