shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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poop

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haha, you're an orphan

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Anti Joke

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