- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

who farted your mother

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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