Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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