How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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