Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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I'm gay.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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black people

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Will you marry me?

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A black man walks into a book store.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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