why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Yo daddy!

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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