- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

The 13th Amendment...

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

The Pope

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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