A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Hashtag

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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