- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Yes. Just Yes.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

women's rights

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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