What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Meow.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Your time.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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