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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Roses are red Violets are penis

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Wade's the father

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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