What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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