- Anti Joke

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole