A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How old is victor? Old

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Oh...okay, good.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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