"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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