Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A black goes to college

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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