Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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