Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

My mom caught me masturbating.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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