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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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