Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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