Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Are you a human?

i eat poop

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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