A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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